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<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\u2022\u2192 <\/strong>Read <\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\u21d0[full book]<\/p>\n\u00a0Jd-salinger-the-catcher-in-the-rye-chap-1-annotated<\/strong>\u2192<\/p>\n\u25ca \u00a0 Chapter 1<\/strong><\/p>\nI<\/big><\/big><\/big>F YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all, I’m not saying that\u2014but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told D.B. about, and he’s my brother and all. He’s in Hollywood. That isn’t too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He’s going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those lithe English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was \u00abThe Secret Goldfish.\u00bb It was about this little kid that wouldn’t let anybody look at his goldfish because he’d bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he’s out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s the movies. Don’t even mention them to me.<\/strong><\/p>\nWhere I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this school that’s in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. You probably heard of it. You’ve probably seen the ads, anyway.<\/strong> They advertise in about a thousand magazines, always showing some hot-shot guy on a horse jumping over a fence. Like as if all you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse anywhere near the place. And underneath the guy on the horse’s picture, it always says: \u00abSince 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men.\u00bb Strictly for the birds. They don’t do any damn more molding at Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn’t know anybody there that was splendid and clear-thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they probably came to Pencey that way.<\/p>\nAnyway, it was the Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall. The game with Saxon Hall was supposed to be a very big deal around Pencey. It was the last game of the year, and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn’t win. I remember around three o’clock that afternoon I was standing way the hell up on top of Thomsen Hill, right next to this crazy cannon that was in the Revolutionary War and all. You could see the whole field from there, and you could see the two teams bashing each other all over the place. You couldn’t see the grandstand too hot, but you could hear them all yelling, deep and terrific on the Pencey side, because practically the whole school except me was there, and scrawny and faggy on the Saxon Hall side, because the visiting team hardly ever brought many people with them.<\/p>\n
There were never many girls at all at the football games. Only seniors were allowed to bring girls with them. It was a terrible school, no matter how you looked at it. I like to be somewhere at least where you can see a few girls around once in a while, even if they’re only scratching their arms or blowing their noses or even just giggling or something. Old Selma Thurmer\u2014she was the headmaster’s daughter\u2014showed up at the games quite often, but she wasn’t exactly the type that drove you mad with desire. She was a pretty nice girl, though. I sat next to her once in the bus from Agerstown and we sort of struck up a conversation. I liked her. She had a big nose and her nails were all bitten down and bleedy-looking and she had on those damn falsies that point all over the place, but you felt sort of sorry for her. What I liked about her, she didn’t give you a lot of horse manure about what a great guy her father was. She probably knew what a phony slob he was.<\/p>\n
The reason I was standing way up on Thomsen Hill, instead of down at the game, was because I’d just got back from New York with the fencing team. I was the goddam manager of the fencing team. Very big deal. We’d gone in to New York that morning for this fencing meet with McBurney School. Only, we didn’t have the meet. I left all the foils and equipment and stuff on the goddam subway. It wasn’t all my fault. I had to keep getting up to look at this map, so we’d know where to get off. So we got back to Pencey around two-thirty instead of around dinnertime. The whole team ostracized me the whole way back on the train. It was pretty funny, in a way.<\/p>\n
The other reason I wasn’t down at the game was because I was on my way to say good-by to old Spencer, my history teacher. He had the grippe, and I figured I probably wouldn’t see him again till Christmas vacation started. He wrote me this note saying he wanted to see me before I went home. He knew I wasn’t coming back to Pencey.<\/p>\n
I forgot to tell you about that. They kicked me out. I wasn’t supposed to come back after Christmas vacation, on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all. They gave me frequent warning to start applying myself\u2014especially around mid-terms, when my parents came up for a conference with old Thurmer\u2014but I didn’t do it. So I got the ax. They give guys the ax quite frequently at Pencey. It has a very good academic rating, Pencey. It really does.<\/p>\n
Anyway, it was December and all, and it was cold as a witch’s teat, especially on top of that stupid hill. I only had on my reversible and no gloves or anything. The week before that, somebody’d stolen my camel’s-hair coat right out of my room, with my fur-lined gloves right in the pocket and all. Pencey was full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these very wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has\u2014I’m not kidding. Anyway, I kept standing next to that crazy cannon, looking down at the game and freezing my ass off. Only, I wasn’t watching the game too much. What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even know I was lean7ing them. I hate that. I don’t care if it’s a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I’m leaving it. If you don’t, you feel even worse.<\/p>\n
I was lucky. All of a sudden I thought of something that helped make me know I was getting the hell out. I suddenly remembered this time, in around October, that I and Robert Tichener and Paul Campbell were chucking a football around, in front of the academic building. They were nice guys, especially Tichener. It was just before dinner and it was getting pretty dark out, but we kept chucking the ball around anyway. It kept getting darker and darker, and we could hardly see the ball any more, but we didn’t want to stop doing what we were doing. Finally we had to. This teacher that taught biology, Mr. Zambesis stuck his head out of this window in the academic building and told us to go back to the dorm and get ready for dinner. If I get a chance to remember that kind of stuff, I can get a good-by when I need one\u2014at least, most of the time I can. As soon as I got it, I turned around and started running down the other side of the hill, toward old Spencer’s house. He didn’t live on the campus. He lived on Anthony Wayne Avenue.<\/p>\n
I ran all the way to the main gate, and then I waited a second till I got my breath. I have no wind, if you want to know the truth. I’m quite a heavy smoker, for one thing\u2014that is, I used to be. They made me cut it out. Another thing, I grew six and a half inches last year. That’s also how I practically got t.b. and came out here for all these goddam checkups and stuff. I’m pretty healthy, though.<\/p>\n
Anyway, as soon as I got my breath back I ran across Route 204. It was icy as hell and I damn near fell down. I don’t even know what I was running for\u2014I guess I just felt like it. After I got across the road, I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.<\/p>\n
Boy, I rang that doorbell fast when I got to old Spencer’s house. I was really frozen. My ears were hurting and I could hardly move my fingers at all. \u00abC’mon, c’mon,\u00bb I said right out loud, almost, \u00absomebody open the door.\u00bb Finally old Mrs. Spencer opened it. They didn’t have a maid or anything, and they always opened the door themselves. They didn’t have too much dough.<\/p>\n
\u00abHolden!\u00bb Mrs. Spencer said. \u00abHow lovely to see you! Come in, dear! Are you frozen to death?\u00bb I think she was glad to see me. She liked me. At least, I think she did.<\/p>\n
Boy, did I get in that house fast. \u00abHow are you, Mrs. Spencer?\u00bb I said. \u00abHow’s Mr. Spencer?\u00bb<\/p>\n
\u00abLet me take your coat, dear,\u00bb she said. She didn’t hear me ask her how Mr. Spencer was. She was sort of deaf.<\/p>\n
She hung up my coat in the hall closet, and I sort of brushed my hair back with my hand. I wear a crew cut quite frequently and I never have to comb it much. \u00abHow’d you been, Mrs. Spencer?\u00bb I said again, only louder, so she’d hear me.<\/p>\n
\u00abI’ve been just fine, Holden.\u00bb She closed the closet door. \u00abHow have you been?\u00bb The way she asked me, I knew right away old Spencer’d told her I’d been kicked out.<\/p>\n
\u00abFine,\u00bb I said. \u00abHow’s Mr. Spencer? He over his grippe yet?\u00bb<\/p>\n
\u00abOver it! Holden, he’s behaving like a perfect\u2014I don’t know what . . . He’s in his room, dear. Go right in.\u00bb<\/p>\n
\u25ca \u00a0Chapter 2 \u00a0 \u2193<\/h6>\n
‘I flunked you in History simply because you knew absolutely nothing.’<\/strong><\/p>\n‘I know that, sir. Boy, I know it. You couldn’t help it.’<\/strong><\/p>\n‘Absolutely nothing,’ he said over again. That’s something that drives me crazy. When people say something twice that way, after you admit<\/em> it the first time. Then he said three<\/em> times. ‘But absolutely nothing. I doubt very much if you opened your textbook even once the whole term. Did you? Tell the truth, boy.’<\/strong><\/p>\n‘Well, I sort of glanced through it a couple of times,’ I told him, I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. He was mad about History.<\/strong><\/p>\n‘You glanced through it, eh?’ he said – very sarcastic. ‘Your, ah, exam<\/em> paper is over there on top of the chiffonier. On top of the pile. Bring it here, please.’<\/strong><\/p>\nIt was a very dirty trick, but I went over and brought it over to him – I didn’t have any alternative or anything. Then I sat down on his cement bed again. Boy, you can’t imagine how sorry I was getting that I’d stopped by to say good-bye to him.<\/strong><\/p>\nHe started handling my exam paper like it was a turd or something. ‘We studied the Egyptians from November 4th to December 2nd,’ he said. ‘You chose<\/em> to write about them for the optional essay question. Would you care to hear what you had to say?’<\/strong><\/p>\n‘No, sir, not very much,’ I said.<\/strong><\/p>\nHe read it anyway, though. You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do<\/em> it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\u00abThe Egyptians were an ancient race of Caucasian residing in one of the northern sections of Africa. The latter as we all know is the largest continent in the eastern hemisphere.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\nI had to sit there and listen<\/em> to that crap. It certainly was a dirty trick.<\/strong><\/p>\n\u00abThe Egyptians are extremely interesting to us today or various reasons. Modern science would still like to know what the secret ingredients were that the Egyptians used when they wrapped up dead people so that their faces would not rot for innumerable centuries. This interesting riddle is still quite a challenge to modern science in the twentieth century.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\nHe stopped reading and put my paper down. I was beginning to sort of hate him. ‘Your essay<\/em>, shall we say, ends there,’ he said in this very sarcastic voice. You wouldn’t think such an old guy would be so sarcastic and all. ‘However, you dropped me a little note, at the bottom of the page,’ he said.<\/strong><\/p>\n‘I know I did,’ I said. I said it very fast because I wanted to stop him before he started reading that<\/em> out loud. But you couldn’t stop him. He was hot as a firecracker.<\/strong><\/p>\n\u00abDear Mr Spencer,\u00bb he read out loud. \u00abThat is all I know about the Egyptians. I can’t seem to get very interested in them although your lectures are very interesting. It is all right if you flunk me though as I am flunking everything else except English anyway. Respectfully yours, Holden Caulfield.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\nHe put my goddam paper down then and looked at me like he’d just beaten hell \u00a0out of me in ping-pong or something. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive him for reading me\u00a0that crap out loud. I wouldn’t’ve read it out loud to him if he’d written it–I really wouldn’t. \u00a0In the first place, I’d only written that damn note so that he wouldn’t feel too bad about\u00a0flunking me.<\/p>\n
\u00abDo you blame me for flunking you, boy?\u00bb he said.<\/p>\n
\u00abNo, sir! I certainly don’t,\u00bb I said. I wished to hell he’d stop calling me \u00abboy\u00bb all\u00a0the time.<\/p>\n
He tried chucking my exam paper on the bed when he was through with it. Only, he missed again, naturally. I had to get up again and pick it up and put it on top of the\u00a0Atlantic Monthly. It’s boring to do that every two minutes.<\/p>\n
\u00abWhat would you have done in my place?\u00bb he said. \u00abTell the truth, boy.\u00bb<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\nWell, you could see he really felt pretty lousy about flunking me. So I shot the bull for a while. I told him I was a real moron, and all that stuff. I told him how I would’ve done exactly the same thing if I’d been in his place, and how most people didn’t appreciate how tough it is being a teacher. That kind of stuff. The old bull.<\/address>\nThe funny thing is, though, I was sort of thinking of something else while I shot the bull. I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.<\/address>\n\u25ca \u00a0Chapter 3 \u00a0\u00a0\u2193\u00a0 [excerpt . . .]<\/h6>\n
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible. So when I told old Spencer I had to go to the gym to get my equipment and stuff, that was a sheer lie. I don’t even keep my goddam equipment in the gym.<\/strong><\/p>\nWhere I lived at Pencey, I lived in the Ossenburger Memorial Wing of the new dorms. It was only for Juniors and Seniors. I was a Junior. My room-mate was a Senior. It was named after this guy Ossenburger that went to Pencey. He made a pot of dough in the undertaking business after he got out of Pencey. What he did, he started these undertaking parlours all over the country that you could get members of your family buried for about five bucks apiece. You should see old Ossenburger. He probably just shoves them in a sack and dumps them in the river. Anyway, he gave Pencey a pile of dough, and they named our wing after him. The first football game of the year, he came up to school in a big goddam Cadillac, and we all had to stand up in the gradstand and give him a locomotive – that’s a cheer. Then, the next morning, in chapel, he made a speech that lasted about ten hours. He started off with about fifty corny jokes, just to show us what a regular guy he was. Very big deal. Then he started telling us how he was never ashamed, when he was in some kind of trouble or something, to get right down on his knees and pray to God. He told us we should always pray to God – talk to Him and all – wherever we are. He told us we ought to think of Jesus as our buddy and all. He said he<\/em> talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I can see the big phoney bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs. The only good part of his speech was right in the middle of it. He was telling us all about what a swell guy he was, what a hot-shot and all, then all of a sudden this guy sitting in the row in front of me, Edgar Marsalla, laid this terrific fart. It was a very crude thing to do, in chapel and all, but it was also quite amusing. Old Marsalla. He damn near blew the roof off. Hardly anybody laughed out loud, and old Ossenburger made out like he didn’t even hear it, but old Thurmer, the headmaster, was sitting next to him on the rostrum and all, and you could tell he<\/em> heard it. Boy,<\/em> was he sore. He didn’t say anything then, but the next night he made us have compulsory study hall in the academic building and he came up and made a speech. He said that the boy that had created the disturbance in chapel wasn’t fit to go to Pencey. We tried to get old Marsalla to rip off another one, right while old Thurmer was making his speech, but he wasn’t in the right mood. Anyway, that’s where I lived at Pencey. Old Ossenburger Memorial Wing, in the new dorms<\/strong><\/p>\n. . .<\/p>\n
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I DIDN`T HAVE anything special to do, so I went down to the can and chewed the rag with him while he was shaving. We were only ones in the can, because everybody was still down at the game. It was hot as hell and the windows were all steamy. There were about ten washbowls, all right against the wall. Stradlater had the middle one. I sat down on the one right next to him and started turning the cold water on and off- this nervous habit I have. Stradlater kept whistling \u201cSong of India\u201d while he shaved. He had one of those very piercing whistles that are practically never in tune, and he always picked out some song that\u2019s hard to whistle even if you` re a good <\/i>whistler, like \u201cSong of India\u201d or \u201cSlaughter on Tenth Avenue\u201d. He could really mess a song up.<\/p>\n
You remember I said before that Ackley was a slob in his personal habits? Well, so was Stradlater, but in a different way. Stradlater was more of a secret slob. He always looked <\/i>all right, Stradlater, but for instance, you should\u2019ve seen the razor he shaved himself with. It was always rusty as hell and full of lather and hairs and crap. He never cleaned it or anything. He always looked <\/i>good when he was finished fixing himself up, but he was a secret slob anyway, if you knew him the way I did. The reason he fixed himself up to look good was because he was madly in love with himself. He thought he was the handsomest guy in the Western Hemisphere. He was <\/i>pretty handsome, too – I\u2019ll admit it. But he was mostly the kind of a handsome guy that if your parents saw his picture in your Year Book, they\u2019d right away say, \u201cWho\u2019s this <\/i>boy?\u201d I mean he was mostly a Year Book kind of handsome guy. I knew a lot of guys at Pencey I thought were a lot handsomer that Stradlater, but they wouldn\u2019t look handsome if you their pictures in the Year Book. They\u2019d look like they had big noses or their ears stuck out. I\u2019ve had that experience frequently.<\/p>\n
Anyway, I was sitting in the washbowl next to where Stradlater was shaving, sort of turning the water on and off. I still had my red hunting hat on, with the peak around to the back and all. I really got a bang out of that hat.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey,\u201d Stradlater said. \u201cWanna do me a big favor?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d I said. Not too enthusiastic. He was always asking to do him a big favor. You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he\u2019s real hot-shot, and they\u2019re always asking to do them a big favor. Just because there\u2019re <\/i>crazy about themself, they think you\u2019re <\/i>crazy about them, too, and that you\u2019re just dying to do them a favor. It\u2019s sort of funny, in a way.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou goin` out tonight?\u201d he said. \u201cI might. I might not. I don\u2019t know. Why?\u201d \u201cI got about a hundred pages to read for history for Monday,\u201d he said. \u201cHow`bout writing a composition for me, for English? I\u2019ll be up the creek if I don\u2019t get the goddam thing in by Monday, the reason I ask. How `bout it?\u201d<\/p>\n
It was very ironical. It really was.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m <\/i>the one that\u2019s flunking out of the goddam place, and you\u2019re <\/i>asking me to write you a goddam composition,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, I know. The thing is, though, I\u2019ll be up the creek if I don\u2019t get it in. Be a buddy. Be a buddyroo. Okay?\u201d<\/p>\n
I didn\u2019t answer him right away. Suspense is good for some bastards like Stradlater.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat on?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cAny<\/i>thing. Anything descriptive. A room. Or a house. Or something you once lived in or something – you <\/i>know. Just as long as it\u2019s descriptive as hell.\u201d He gave out a big yawn while he said that. Which is something that gives me a royal pain in the ass. I mean if somebody yawns <\/i>right while they\u2019re asking to do them a goddam favor. \u201cJust don\u2019t do it too <\/i>good, is all,\u201d he said. \u201cThat sonuvabitch Hartzell thinks you\u2019re a hot-shot in English, and he knows you\u2019re my roommate. So I mean don\u2019t stick all commas and stuff in the right place.\u201d<\/p>\n
That\u2019s something else that gives me a royal pain. I mean if you\u2019re good at writing compositions and somebody starts talking about commas. Stradlater was always doing that. He wanted you to think that the only reason he <\/i>was lousy at writing compositions was because he stuck all the commas in the wrong place. He was a little bit like Ackley, that way. I once sat next to Ackley at this basketball game. We had a terrific guy on the team, Howie Coyle, that could sink them from the middle of the floor, without even touching the backboard or anything. Ackley kept saying, the whole goddam game, that Coyle had a perfect build <\/i>for basketball. God, how I hate that stuff.<\/p>\n
I got bored sitting on that washbowl after a while, so I backed up a few feet and started doing this tap dance, just for the hell of it. I was just amusing myself. I can’t really\u00a0tap-dance or anything, but it was a stone floor in the can, and it was good for tap-dancing.\u00a0I started imitating one of those guys in the movies. In one of those musicals. I hate the\u00a0movies like poison, but I get a bang imitating them. Old Stradlater watched me in the\u00a0mirror while he was shaving. All I need’s an audience. I’m an exhibitionist. \u00abI’m the\u00a0goddam Governor’s son,\u00bb I said. I was knocking myself out. Tap-dancing all over the\u00a0place. \u00abHe doesn’t want me to be a tap dancer. He wants me to go to Oxford. But it’s in\u00a0my goddam blood, tap-dancing.\u00bb<\/p>\n
Old Stradlater laughed. He didn’t have too bad a sense of humor.\u00a0\u00a0\u00abIt’s the opening night of the Ziegfeld Follies.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\nI was getting out of breath. I have hardly any wind at all.\u00a0\u00abThe leading man can’t go on. He’s drunk as a bastard. So who do they get to take his place? Me, that’s who. The little ole goddam Governor’s son.\u00bb<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n \u00abWhere’dja get that hat?<\/em>\u00bb Stradlater said. He meant my hunting hat. He’d never seen it before.<\/p>\nI was out of breath anyway, so I quit horsing around. I took off my hat and looked at it for about the ninetieth time. \u00abI got it in New York this morning. For a buck. Ya like it?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\nStradlater nodded. \u00abSharp,\u00bb he said. He was only flattering me, though, because right away he said, \u00abListen. Are ya gonna write that composition for me? I have to\u00a0know.\u00bb<\/p>\n
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\u2666\u00a0\u2666\u2192 \u00a0Two casual meetings from <\/a>chapter 12\u00a0<\/strong> \u21d0 \u00a0[slightly adapted]<\/p>\n– Hey, Horwitz. You ever pass by the lagoon in Central Park? Down by Central Park South?<\/address>\n– The what?<\/em><\/address>\n– The lagoon. That little lake, like, there. Where the ducks are. You know.<\/address>\n– Yeah, what about it?<\/address>\n– Well, you know the ducks that swim around it? In the springtime and all? Do you happen to know where they go in the winter-time, by any chance?<\/address>\n– Where who<\/em> does?<\/address>\n– The ducks. Do you know, by any chance? I mean, does somebody come around in a truck or something and take them away, or do they fly away by themselves – go south or something?<\/address>\n– How the hell should I know?\u00a0How the hell should I know a stupid thing like that?<\/address>\n– Well, don’t get sore about it.<\/address>\n– Who’s sore? Nobody’s sore \u00a0[. . .]<\/address>\n– Would you care to stop off and have a drink with me somewhere?<\/address>\n– I ain’t got no time for no liquor, bud. How the hell old are you anyways? Why ain’tcha home in bed?<\/address>\n– I’m not tired.<\/address>\n– I must be going.<\/address>\n– Goodbye Horwitz.<\/address>\n– Goodbye \u00a0 [. \u00a0. \u00a0.]<\/address>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/englishroam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/CatcherintheR.jpg\")
<\/a><\/p>\nLiliam Simmons<\/strong>: \u00a0– \u00a0Holden Caulfield!<\/address>\n– Hi.<\/address>\n– How marvellous to see you! How’s your big brother?<\/address>\n– He’s fine. He’s in Hollywood.<\/address>\n– In Hollywood! How marvellous! What’s he doing?<\/address>\n– I don’t know. Writing.<\/address>\n– How exciting . . .<\/address>\n– We have to go to our table.<\/address>\n– Holden, come join us. Bring your drink.<\/address>\n– I was just leaving. I have to meet somebody.<\/address>\n– Well, you little so-and-so. All right for you. Tell your big brother I hate him, when you see him.<\/address>\n– I’ll do. Goodbye then.<\/address>\n\u21d3 \u00b7 \u00b7 \u00b7 <\/strong>End of \u00a0Chapter 16 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\nIt wasn’t as cold as it was the day before, but the sun still wasn’t out, and it wasn’t too nice for walking. But there was one nice thing. This family that you could tell just\u00a0came out of some church were walking right in front of me–a father, a mother, and a\u00a0little kid about six years old. They looked sort of poor. The father had on one of those\u00a0pearl-gray hats that poor guys wear a lot when they want to look sharp. He and his wife\u00a0were just walking along, talking, not paying any attention to their kid. The kid was swell.\u00a0He was walking in the street, instead of on the sidewalk, but right next to the curb. He\u00a0was making out like he was walking a very straight line, the way kids do, and the whole\u00a0time he kept singing and humming. I got up closer so I could hear what he was singing.\u00a0He was singing that song, \u00abIf a body catch a body coming through the rye.\u00bb<\/em> He had a\u00a0pretty little voice, too. He was just singing for the hell of it, you could tell. The cars\u00a0zoomed by, brakes screeched all over the place, his parents paid no attention to him, and\u00a0he kept on walking next to the curb and singing \u00abIf a body catch a body coming through\u00a0he rye.\u00bb<\/em> It made me feel better. It made me feel not so depressed any more.<\/p>\n\u25ca \u00a0End of\u00a0chapter 18<\/strong>\u00a0\u2193<\/p>\nAfter the movie was over, I started walking down to the Wicker Bar, where I was supposed to meet old Carl Luce, and while I walked I sort of thought about war and all. Those war movies always do that to me. I don’t think I could stand it if I had to go to the war. I really couldn’t. It wouldn’t be too bad if they’d just take you out and shoot you or something, but you have to stay in the Army<\/em> so goddam long. That’s the whole trouble. My brother D.B. was in the Army for four goddam years. He was in the war, too – he landed on D-Day and all – but I really think he hated the Army worse than the war. I was practically a child at the time, but I remember when he used to come home on furlough and all, all he did was lay on his bed, practically. He hardly ever even came in the living-room. Later, when he went overseas and was in the war and all, he didn’t get wounded or anything and he didn’t have to shoot anybody. All he had to do was drive some cowboy general around all day in a command car. He once told Allie and I that if he’d had to shoot anybody, he wouldn’t’ve known which direction to shoot in. He said the Army was practically as full of bastards as the Nazis were. I remember Allie once asked him wasn’t it sort of good that he was in the war because he was a writer and it gave him a lot to write about and all. \u00a0He made Allie go get his baseball mitt and then he asked him who was the best war poet, Rupert Brooke or Emily Dickinson. Allie said Emily Dickinson. I don’t know much about myself, because i don’t read much poetry, but I do<\/em> know it’d drive me mad if I had to be in the Army and be with a bunch of guys like Ackley and Stradlater and old Maurice all the time, marching with them and all. I was in the Boy Scouts once, for about a week, and I couldn’t even stand looking at the back of the guy’s neck in fronbt of me. They kept telling you to look at the back of the guy’s neck in front of you. I swear if there’s ever another war, they better just take me out and stick me in front of a firing squad. I wouldn’t object. What gets me about D.B., though, he hated the war so much, and yet he got me to read this book A Farewell to Arms <\/em>last summer. He said it was terrific. That’s what I can’t understand. It had this guy in it named Lieutenant Henry that was supposed to be a nice guy and all. I don’t see how D.B. could hate the army and war and all so much and still like a phoney book like that. I mean, for instance, I don’t see how he could like a phoney book like that and still like that one by Ring Lardner, or that other one he’s so crazy about, The Great Gatsby<\/em>. D.B. got sore when I said that, and said I was too young and all to appreciate it, but I don’t think so. I told him I liked Ring Lardner and The Great Gatsby<\/em> and all. I did, too. I was crazy about The Great Gatsby<\/em>. Old Gatsby. Old sport. That killed me. Anyway, I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war, I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.<\/p>\n<\/h5>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/englishroam.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/reading.jpg\")
<\/address>\n\u2022 \u00a0In this excerpt [from chapter 22<\/strong>], Holden Caulfield has sneaked into his family’s Manhattan apartment to visit his beloved little sister, Phoebe. She learns that he has just flunked out of prep school again and scolds him: a\u00a0pivotal core of the story – at least as far as understanding what the title of the book stands for.<\/em><\/address>\n_<\/address>\n… Old Phoebe said something then, but I couldn’t hear her. She had the side of her mouth right smack on the pillow, and I couldn’t hear her.<\/p>\n
‘What? I said. ‘Take your mouth away. I can’t hear you with your mouth that way.’<\/em><\/p>\n‘You don’t like anything that’s happening.’\u00a0It made me even more depressed when she said that.<\/p>\n
‘Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Sure I do. Don’t say that. Why the hell do you say that?’<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n ‘Because you don’t. You don’t like any schools. You don’t like a million things. You don’t.’<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n ‘I do! That’s where you’re wrong – that’s exactly where you’re wrong! Why the hell do you have to say that?’ <\/em><\/em><\/em><\/em>I said.<\/p>\n‘All right,’<\/em> I said. But the trouble was, I couldn’t concentrate. About all I could think of were those two nuns that went around collecting dough in those beat-up old straw baskets. Especially the one with the glasses with those iron rims. And this boy I knew at Elkton Hills. There was this one boy at Elkton Hills, named James Castle, that wouldn’t take back something he said about this very conceited boy, Phil Stabile. James Castle called him a very conceited guy, and one of Stabile’s lousy friends went and squealed on him to Stabile. So Stabile, with about six other dirty bastards, went down to James Castle’s room and went in and locked the goddam door and tried to make him take back what he said, but he wouldn’t do it. So they started in on him. I won’t even tell you what they did to him – it’s too repulsive – but he still wouldn’t take it back, old James Castle. And you should’ve seen him. He was a skinny little weak-looking guy, with wrists about as big as pencils. Finally, what he did, instead of taking back what he said, he jumped out the window. I was in the shower and all, and even I could hear him land outside. But I just thought something fell out the window, a radio or a desk or something, not a\u00a0boy\u00a0or anything. Then I heard everybody running through the corridor and down the stairs, so I put on my bathrobe and I ran downstairs, too, and there was old James Castle laying right on the stone steps and all. He was dead, and his teeth, and blood, were all over the place, and nobody would even go near him. He had on this turtleneck sweater I’d lent him. All they did with the guys that were in the room with him was expel them. They didn’t even go to gaol.<\/p>\nThat was about all I could think of, though. Those two nuns I saw at breakfast and this boy James Castle I knew at Elkton Hills. The funny part is, I hardly even know James Castle, if you want to know the truth. He was one of these very quiet guys. He was in my Maths class, but he was way over on the other side of the room, and he hardly ever got up to recite or go to the blackboard or anything. Some guys in school hardly ever get up to recite or go to the blackboard. I think the only time I ever even had a conversation with him was that time he asked me if he could borrow this turtleneck sweater I had. I damn near dropped dead when he asked me, I was so surprised and all. I remember I was brushing my teeth, in the can, when he asked me. He said his cousin was coming up to take him for a drive and all. I didn’t even know he knew I had a turtleneck sweater. All I knew about him was that his name was always right ahead of me at roll call. Cabel, R., Cabel, W., Castle, Caulfield – I can still remember it. If you want to know the truth, I almost didn’t lend him my sweater. Just because I didn’t know him too well.<\/p>\n
‘What?<\/em>‘ I said to old Phoebe. She said something to me, but I didn’t hear her.\u00a0‘You can’t even think of one thing.’<\/em><\/p>\n‘Yes, I can. Yes, I can.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Well, do it, then.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I like Allie,’<\/em> I said. ‘And I like doing what I’m doing right now. Sitting here with you, and talking, and thinking about stuff, and -‘<\/em><\/p>\n‘Allie’s dead. You always say that! If somebody’s dead and everything, and in Heaven, then it isn’t really -‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I know he’s dead! Don’t you think I know that? I can still like him though, can’t I? Just because somebody’s dead, you don’t just stop liking them, for God’s sake – especially if they were about a thousand times nicer than the people you know that’re alive and all.’<\/em>\u00a0Old Phoebe didn’t say anything. When she can’t think of anything to say, she doesn’t say a goddam word.<\/p>\n ‘Anyway, I like it now,’<\/em> I said. ‘I mean right now. Sitting here with you and just chewing the fat and horsing -‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘That isn’t anything really!’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It is so something really! Certainly it is! Why the hell isn’t it? People never think anything is anything really. I’m getting goddam sick of it.<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Stop swearing. All right, name something else. Name something you’d like to be. Like a scientist. Or a lawyer or something.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I couldn’t be a scientist. I’m no good in Science.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Well, a lawyer – like Daddy and all.’<\/em><\/p>\n‘Lawyers are all right, I guess – but it doesn’t appeal to me,’<\/em> I said. ‘I mean they’re all right if they go around saving innocent guys’ lives all the time, and like that, but you don’t do that kind of stuff if you’re a lawyer. All you do is make a lot of dough and play golf and play bridge and buy cars and drink martinis and look like a hot-shot. And besides. Even if you did go around saving guys’ lives and all, how would you know if you did it because you really wanted to save guys’ lives, or you did it because what you really wanted to do was be a terrific lawyer, with everybody slapping you on the back and congratulating you in court when the goddam trial was over, the reporters and everybody, the way it is in the dirty movies? How would you know you weren’t being a phoney? The trouble is, you wouldn’t.’<\/em><\/p>\nI’m not too sure old Phoebe knew what the hell I was talking about. I mean she’s only a little child and all. But she was listening, at least. If somebody at least listens, it’s not too bad. ‘Daddy’s going to kill you. He’s going to kill you,’<\/em> she said.<\/p>\nI wasn’t listening, though. I was thinking about something else – something crazy. ‘You know what I’d like to be?’ I said. ‘You know what I’d like to be? I mean if I had my goddam choice?’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘What? Stop swearing.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘You know that song \u00abIf a body catch a body comin’ through the rye\u00bb? I’d like-‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It’s \u00abIf a body meet a body coming through the rye\u00bb!’<\/em> old Phoebe said. ‘It’s a poem. By Robert Burns<\/strong><\/a>.’<\/em><\/p>\n
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<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\u2022\u2192 <\/strong>Read <\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\u21d0[full book]<\/p>\n \u00a0Jd-salinger-the-catcher-in-the-rye-chap-1-annotated<\/strong>\u2192<\/p>\n \u25ca \u00a0 Chapter 1<\/strong><\/p>\n I<\/big><\/big><\/big>F YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all, I’m not saying that\u2014but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that’s all I told D.B. about, and he’s my brother and all. He’s in Hollywood. That isn’t too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He’s going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those lithe English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He’s got a lot of dough, now. He didn’t use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was \u00abThe Secret Goldfish.\u00bb It was about this little kid that wouldn’t let anybody look at his goldfish because he’d bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he’s out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s the movies. Don’t even mention them to me.<\/strong><\/p>\n Where I want to start telling is the day I left Pencey Prep. Pencey Prep is this school that’s in Agerstown, Pennsylvania. You probably heard of it. You’ve probably seen the ads, anyway.<\/strong> They advertise in about a thousand magazines, always showing some hot-shot guy on a horse jumping over a fence. Like as if all you ever did at Pencey was play polo all the time. I never even once saw a horse anywhere near the place. And underneath the guy on the horse’s picture, it always says: \u00abSince 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men.\u00bb Strictly for the birds. They don’t do any damn more molding at Pencey than they do at any other school. And I didn’t know anybody there that was splendid and clear-thinking and all. Maybe two guys. If that many. And they probably came to Pencey that way.<\/p>\n Anyway, it was the Saturday of the football game with Saxon Hall. The game with Saxon Hall was supposed to be a very big deal around Pencey. It was the last game of the year, and you were supposed to commit suicide or something if old Pencey didn’t win. I remember around three o’clock that afternoon I was standing way the hell up on top of Thomsen Hill, right next to this crazy cannon that was in the Revolutionary War and all. You could see the whole field from there, and you could see the two teams bashing each other all over the place. You couldn’t see the grandstand too hot, but you could hear them all yelling, deep and terrific on the Pencey side, because practically the whole school except me was there, and scrawny and faggy on the Saxon Hall side, because the visiting team hardly ever brought many people with them.<\/p>\n There were never many girls at all at the football games. Only seniors were allowed to bring girls with them. It was a terrible school, no matter how you looked at it. I like to be somewhere at least where you can see a few girls around once in a while, even if they’re only scratching their arms or blowing their noses or even just giggling or something. Old Selma Thurmer\u2014she was the headmaster’s daughter\u2014showed up at the games quite often, but she wasn’t exactly the type that drove you mad with desire. She was a pretty nice girl, though. I sat next to her once in the bus from Agerstown and we sort of struck up a conversation. I liked her. She had a big nose and her nails were all bitten down and bleedy-looking and she had on those damn falsies that point all over the place, but you felt sort of sorry for her. What I liked about her, she didn’t give you a lot of horse manure about what a great guy her father was. She probably knew what a phony slob he was.<\/p>\n The reason I was standing way up on Thomsen Hill, instead of down at the game, was because I’d just got back from New York with the fencing team. I was the goddam manager of the fencing team. Very big deal. We’d gone in to New York that morning for this fencing meet with McBurney School. Only, we didn’t have the meet. I left all the foils and equipment and stuff on the goddam subway. It wasn’t all my fault. I had to keep getting up to look at this map, so we’d know where to get off. So we got back to Pencey around two-thirty instead of around dinnertime. The whole team ostracized me the whole way back on the train. It was pretty funny, in a way.<\/p>\n The other reason I wasn’t down at the game was because I was on my way to say good-by to old Spencer, my history teacher. He had the grippe, and I figured I probably wouldn’t see him again till Christmas vacation started. He wrote me this note saying he wanted to see me before I went home. He knew I wasn’t coming back to Pencey.<\/p>\n I forgot to tell you about that. They kicked me out. I wasn’t supposed to come back after Christmas vacation, on account of I was flunking four subjects and not applying myself and all. They gave me frequent warning to start applying myself\u2014especially around mid-terms, when my parents came up for a conference with old Thurmer\u2014but I didn’t do it. So I got the ax. They give guys the ax quite frequently at Pencey. It has a very good academic rating, Pencey. It really does.<\/p>\n Anyway, it was December and all, and it was cold as a witch’s teat, especially on top of that stupid hill. I only had on my reversible and no gloves or anything. The week before that, somebody’d stolen my camel’s-hair coat right out of my room, with my fur-lined gloves right in the pocket and all. Pencey was full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these very wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has\u2014I’m not kidding. Anyway, I kept standing next to that crazy cannon, looking down at the game and freezing my ass off. Only, I wasn’t watching the game too much. What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even know I was lean7ing them. I hate that. I don’t care if it’s a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I’m leaving it. If you don’t, you feel even worse.<\/p>\n I was lucky. All of a sudden I thought of something that helped make me know I was getting the hell out. I suddenly remembered this time, in around October, that I and Robert Tichener and Paul Campbell were chucking a football around, in front of the academic building. They were nice guys, especially Tichener. It was just before dinner and it was getting pretty dark out, but we kept chucking the ball around anyway. It kept getting darker and darker, and we could hardly see the ball any more, but we didn’t want to stop doing what we were doing. Finally we had to. This teacher that taught biology, Mr. Zambesis stuck his head out of this window in the academic building and told us to go back to the dorm and get ready for dinner. If I get a chance to remember that kind of stuff, I can get a good-by when I need one\u2014at least, most of the time I can. As soon as I got it, I turned around and started running down the other side of the hill, toward old Spencer’s house. He didn’t live on the campus. He lived on Anthony Wayne Avenue.<\/p>\n I ran all the way to the main gate, and then I waited a second till I got my breath. I have no wind, if you want to know the truth. I’m quite a heavy smoker, for one thing\u2014that is, I used to be. They made me cut it out. Another thing, I grew six and a half inches last year. That’s also how I practically got t.b. and came out here for all these goddam checkups and stuff. I’m pretty healthy, though.<\/p>\n Anyway, as soon as I got my breath back I ran across Route 204. It was icy as hell and I damn near fell down. I don’t even know what I was running for\u2014I guess I just felt like it. After I got across the road, I felt like I was sort of disappearing. It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.<\/p>\n Boy, I rang that doorbell fast when I got to old Spencer’s house. I was really frozen. My ears were hurting and I could hardly move my fingers at all. \u00abC’mon, c’mon,\u00bb I said right out loud, almost, \u00absomebody open the door.\u00bb Finally old Mrs. Spencer opened it. They didn’t have a maid or anything, and they always opened the door themselves. They didn’t have too much dough.<\/p>\n \u00abHolden!\u00bb Mrs. Spencer said. \u00abHow lovely to see you! Come in, dear! Are you frozen to death?\u00bb I think she was glad to see me. She liked me. At least, I think she did.<\/p>\n Boy, did I get in that house fast. \u00abHow are you, Mrs. Spencer?\u00bb I said. \u00abHow’s Mr. Spencer?\u00bb<\/p>\n \u00abLet me take your coat, dear,\u00bb she said. She didn’t hear me ask her how Mr. Spencer was. She was sort of deaf.<\/p>\n She hung up my coat in the hall closet, and I sort of brushed my hair back with my hand. I wear a crew cut quite frequently and I never have to comb it much. \u00abHow’d you been, Mrs. Spencer?\u00bb I said again, only louder, so she’d hear me.<\/p>\n \u00abI’ve been just fine, Holden.\u00bb She closed the closet door. \u00abHow have you been?\u00bb The way she asked me, I knew right away old Spencer’d told her I’d been kicked out.<\/p>\n \u00abFine,\u00bb I said. \u00abHow’s Mr. Spencer? He over his grippe yet?\u00bb<\/p>\n \u00abOver it! Holden, he’s behaving like a perfect\u2014I don’t know what . . . He’s in his room, dear. Go right in.\u00bb<\/p>\n ‘I flunked you in History simply because you knew absolutely nothing.’<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘I know that, sir. Boy, I know it. You couldn’t help it.’<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘Absolutely nothing,’ he said over again. That’s something that drives me crazy. When people say something twice that way, after you admit<\/em> it the first time. Then he said three<\/em> times. ‘But absolutely nothing. I doubt very much if you opened your textbook even once the whole term. Did you? Tell the truth, boy.’<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘Well, I sort of glanced through it a couple of times,’ I told him, I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. He was mad about History.<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘You glanced through it, eh?’ he said – very sarcastic. ‘Your, ah, exam<\/em> paper is over there on top of the chiffonier. On top of the pile. Bring it here, please.’<\/strong><\/p>\n It was a very dirty trick, but I went over and brought it over to him – I didn’t have any alternative or anything. Then I sat down on his cement bed again. Boy, you can’t imagine how sorry I was getting that I’d stopped by to say good-bye to him.<\/strong><\/p>\n He started handling my exam paper like it was a turd or something. ‘We studied the Egyptians from November 4th to December 2nd,’ he said. ‘You chose<\/em> to write about them for the optional essay question. Would you care to hear what you had to say?’<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘No, sir, not very much,’ I said.<\/strong><\/p>\n He read it anyway, though. You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do<\/em> it.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00abThe Egyptians were an ancient race of Caucasian residing in one of the northern sections of Africa. The latter as we all know is the largest continent in the eastern hemisphere.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n I had to sit there and listen<\/em> to that crap. It certainly was a dirty trick.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00abThe Egyptians are extremely interesting to us today or various reasons. Modern science would still like to know what the secret ingredients were that the Egyptians used when they wrapped up dead people so that their faces would not rot for innumerable centuries. This interesting riddle is still quite a challenge to modern science in the twentieth century.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n He stopped reading and put my paper down. I was beginning to sort of hate him. ‘Your essay<\/em>, shall we say, ends there,’ he said in this very sarcastic voice. You wouldn’t think such an old guy would be so sarcastic and all. ‘However, you dropped me a little note, at the bottom of the page,’ he said.<\/strong><\/p>\n ‘I know I did,’ I said. I said it very fast because I wanted to stop him before he started reading that<\/em> out loud. But you couldn’t stop him. He was hot as a firecracker.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00abDear Mr Spencer,\u00bb he read out loud. \u00abThat is all I know about the Egyptians. I can’t seem to get very interested in them although your lectures are very interesting. It is all right if you flunk me though as I am flunking everything else except English anyway. Respectfully yours, Holden Caulfield.\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n He put my goddam paper down then and looked at me like he’d just beaten hell \u00a0out of me in ping-pong or something. I don’t think I’ll ever forgive him for reading me\u00a0that crap out loud. I wouldn’t’ve read it out loud to him if he’d written it–I really wouldn’t. \u00a0In the first place, I’d only written that damn note so that he wouldn’t feel too bad about\u00a0flunking me.<\/p>\n \u00abDo you blame me for flunking you, boy?\u00bb he said.<\/p>\n \u00abNo, sir! I certainly don’t,\u00bb I said. I wished to hell he’d stop calling me \u00abboy\u00bb all\u00a0the time.<\/p>\n He tried chucking my exam paper on the bed when he was through with it. Only, he missed again, naturally. I had to get up again and pick it up and put it on top of the\u00a0Atlantic Monthly. It’s boring to do that every two minutes.<\/p>\n \u00abWhat would you have done in my place?\u00bb he said. \u00abTell the truth, boy.\u00bb<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\nWell, you could see he really felt pretty lousy about flunking me. So I shot the bull for a while. I told him I was a real moron, and all that stuff. I told him how I would’ve done exactly the same thing if I’d been in his place, and how most people didn’t appreciate how tough it is being a teacher. That kind of stuff. The old bull.<\/address>\nThe funny thing is, though, I was sort of thinking of something else while I shot the bull. I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was wondering if it would be frozen over when I got home, and if it was, where did the ducks go? I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over. I wondered if some guy came in a truck and took them away to a zoo or something. Or if they just flew away.<\/address>\n I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible. So when I told old Spencer I had to go to the gym to get my equipment and stuff, that was a sheer lie. I don’t even keep my goddam equipment in the gym.<\/strong><\/p>\n Where I lived at Pencey, I lived in the Ossenburger Memorial Wing of the new dorms. It was only for Juniors and Seniors. I was a Junior. My room-mate was a Senior. It was named after this guy Ossenburger that went to Pencey. He made a pot of dough in the undertaking business after he got out of Pencey. What he did, he started these undertaking parlours all over the country that you could get members of your family buried for about five bucks apiece. You should see old Ossenburger. He probably just shoves them in a sack and dumps them in the river. Anyway, he gave Pencey a pile of dough, and they named our wing after him. The first football game of the year, he came up to school in a big goddam Cadillac, and we all had to stand up in the gradstand and give him a locomotive – that’s a cheer. Then, the next morning, in chapel, he made a speech that lasted about ten hours. He started off with about fifty corny jokes, just to show us what a regular guy he was. Very big deal. Then he started telling us how he was never ashamed, when he was in some kind of trouble or something, to get right down on his knees and pray to God. He told us we should always pray to God – talk to Him and all – wherever we are. He told us we ought to think of Jesus as our buddy and all. He said he<\/em> talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I can see the big phoney bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs. The only good part of his speech was right in the middle of it. He was telling us all about what a swell guy he was, what a hot-shot and all, then all of a sudden this guy sitting in the row in front of me, Edgar Marsalla, laid this terrific fart. It was a very crude thing to do, in chapel and all, but it was also quite amusing. Old Marsalla. He damn near blew the roof off. Hardly anybody laughed out loud, and old Ossenburger made out like he didn’t even hear it, but old Thurmer, the headmaster, was sitting next to him on the rostrum and all, and you could tell he<\/em> heard it. Boy,<\/em> was he sore. He didn’t say anything then, but the next night he made us have compulsory study hall in the academic building and he came up and made a speech. He said that the boy that had created the disturbance in chapel wasn’t fit to go to Pencey. We tried to get old Marsalla to rip off another one, right while old Thurmer was making his speech, but he wasn’t in the right mood. Anyway, that’s where I lived at Pencey. Old Ossenburger Memorial Wing, in the new dorms<\/strong><\/p>\n . . .<\/p>\n \u2022 \u00a0Read another excerpt from \u00a0\u2193 Chapter 4 \u00a0– \u00a0A Secret Slob<\/b><\/p>\n I DIDN`T HAVE anything special to do, so I went down to the can and chewed the rag with him while he was shaving. We were only ones in the can, because everybody was still down at the game. It was hot as hell and the windows were all steamy. There were about ten washbowls, all right against the wall. Stradlater had the middle one. I sat down on the one right next to him and started turning the cold water on and off- this nervous habit I have. Stradlater kept whistling \u201cSong of India\u201d while he shaved. He had one of those very piercing whistles that are practically never in tune, and he always picked out some song that\u2019s hard to whistle even if you` re a good <\/i>whistler, like \u201cSong of India\u201d or \u201cSlaughter on Tenth Avenue\u201d. He could really mess a song up.<\/p>\n You remember I said before that Ackley was a slob in his personal habits? Well, so was Stradlater, but in a different way. Stradlater was more of a secret slob. He always looked <\/i>all right, Stradlater, but for instance, you should\u2019ve seen the razor he shaved himself with. It was always rusty as hell and full of lather and hairs and crap. He never cleaned it or anything. He always looked <\/i>good when he was finished fixing himself up, but he was a secret slob anyway, if you knew him the way I did. The reason he fixed himself up to look good was because he was madly in love with himself. He thought he was the handsomest guy in the Western Hemisphere. He was <\/i>pretty handsome, too – I\u2019ll admit it. But he was mostly the kind of a handsome guy that if your parents saw his picture in your Year Book, they\u2019d right away say, \u201cWho\u2019s this <\/i>boy?\u201d I mean he was mostly a Year Book kind of handsome guy. I knew a lot of guys at Pencey I thought were a lot handsomer that Stradlater, but they wouldn\u2019t look handsome if you their pictures in the Year Book. They\u2019d look like they had big noses or their ears stuck out. I\u2019ve had that experience frequently.<\/p>\n Anyway, I was sitting in the washbowl next to where Stradlater was shaving, sort of turning the water on and off. I still had my red hunting hat on, with the peak around to the back and all. I really got a bang out of that hat.<\/p>\n \u201cHey,\u201d Stradlater said. \u201cWanna do me a big favor?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhat?\u201d I said. Not too enthusiastic. He was always asking to do him a big favor. You take a very handsome guy, or a guy that thinks he\u2019s real hot-shot, and they\u2019re always asking to do them a big favor. Just because there\u2019re <\/i>crazy about themself, they think you\u2019re <\/i>crazy about them, too, and that you\u2019re just dying to do them a favor. It\u2019s sort of funny, in a way.<\/p>\n \u201cYou goin` out tonight?\u201d he said. \u201cI might. I might not. I don\u2019t know. Why?\u201d \u201cI got about a hundred pages to read for history for Monday,\u201d he said. \u201cHow`bout writing a composition for me, for English? I\u2019ll be up the creek if I don\u2019t get the goddam thing in by Monday, the reason I ask. How `bout it?\u201d<\/p>\n It was very ironical. It really was.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m <\/i>the one that\u2019s flunking out of the goddam place, and you\u2019re <\/i>asking me to write you a goddam composition,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n \u201cYeah, I know. The thing is, though, I\u2019ll be up the creek if I don\u2019t get it in. Be a buddy. Be a buddyroo. Okay?\u201d<\/p>\n I didn\u2019t answer him right away. Suspense is good for some bastards like Stradlater.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat on?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n \u201cAny<\/i>thing. Anything descriptive. A room. Or a house. Or something you once lived in or something – you <\/i>know. Just as long as it\u2019s descriptive as hell.\u201d He gave out a big yawn while he said that. Which is something that gives me a royal pain in the ass. I mean if somebody yawns <\/i>right while they\u2019re asking to do them a goddam favor. \u201cJust don\u2019t do it too <\/i>good, is all,\u201d he said. \u201cThat sonuvabitch Hartzell thinks you\u2019re a hot-shot in English, and he knows you\u2019re my roommate. So I mean don\u2019t stick all commas and stuff in the right place.\u201d<\/p>\n That\u2019s something else that gives me a royal pain. I mean if you\u2019re good at writing compositions and somebody starts talking about commas. Stradlater was always doing that. He wanted you to think that the only reason he <\/i>was lousy at writing compositions was because he stuck all the commas in the wrong place. He was a little bit like Ackley, that way. I once sat next to Ackley at this basketball game. We had a terrific guy on the team, Howie Coyle, that could sink them from the middle of the floor, without even touching the backboard or anything. Ackley kept saying, the whole goddam game, that Coyle had a perfect build <\/i>for basketball. God, how I hate that stuff.<\/p>\n I got bored sitting on that washbowl after a while, so I backed up a few feet and started doing this tap dance, just for the hell of it. I was just amusing myself. I can’t really\u00a0tap-dance or anything, but it was a stone floor in the can, and it was good for tap-dancing.\u00a0I started imitating one of those guys in the movies. In one of those musicals. I hate the\u00a0movies like poison, but I get a bang imitating them. Old Stradlater watched me in the\u00a0mirror while he was shaving. All I need’s an audience. I’m an exhibitionist. \u00abI’m the\u00a0goddam Governor’s son,\u00bb I said. I was knocking myself out. Tap-dancing all over the\u00a0place. \u00abHe doesn’t want me to be a tap dancer. He wants me to go to Oxford. But it’s in\u00a0my goddam blood, tap-dancing.\u00bb<\/p>\n Old Stradlater laughed. He didn’t have too bad a sense of humor.\u00a0\u00a0\u00abIt’s the opening night of the Ziegfeld Follies.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n I was getting out of breath. I have hardly any wind at all.\u00a0\u00abThe leading man can’t go on. He’s drunk as a bastard. So who do they get to take his place? Me, that’s who. The little ole goddam Governor’s son.\u00bb<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n \u00abWhere’dja get that hat?<\/em>\u00bb Stradlater said. He meant my hunting hat. He’d never seen it before.<\/p>\n I was out of breath anyway, so I quit horsing around. I took off my hat and looked at it for about the ninetieth time. \u00abI got it in New York this morning. For a buck. Ya like it?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n Stradlater nodded. \u00abSharp,\u00bb he said. He was only flattering me, though, because right away he said, \u00abListen. Are ya gonna write that composition for me? I have to\u00a0know.\u00bb<\/p>\n \u00a4 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a4 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a4 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a4<\/p>\n \u2666\u00a0\u2666\u2192 \u00a0Two casual meetings from <\/a>chapter 12\u00a0<\/strong> \u21d0 \u00a0[slightly adapted]<\/p>\n– Hey, Horwitz. You ever pass by the lagoon in Central Park? Down by Central Park South?<\/address>\n– The what?<\/em><\/address>\n– The lagoon. That little lake, like, there. Where the ducks are. You know.<\/address>\n– Yeah, what about it?<\/address>\n– Well, you know the ducks that swim around it? In the springtime and all? Do you happen to know where they go in the winter-time, by any chance?<\/address>\n– Where who<\/em> does?<\/address>\n– The ducks. Do you know, by any chance? I mean, does somebody come around in a truck or something and take them away, or do they fly away by themselves – go south or something?<\/address>\n– How the hell should I know?\u00a0How the hell should I know a stupid thing like that?<\/address>\n– Well, don’t get sore about it.<\/address>\n– Who’s sore? Nobody’s sore \u00a0[. . .]<\/address>\n– Would you care to stop off and have a drink with me somewhere?<\/address>\n– I ain’t got no time for no liquor, bud. How the hell old are you anyways? Why ain’tcha home in bed?<\/address>\n– I’m not tired.<\/address>\n– I must be going.<\/address>\n– Goodbye Horwitz.<\/address>\n– Goodbye \u00a0 [. \u00a0. \u00a0.]<\/address>\n \u21d3 \u00b7 \u00b7 \u00b7 <\/strong>End of \u00a0Chapter 16 \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n It wasn’t as cold as it was the day before, but the sun still wasn’t out, and it wasn’t too nice for walking. But there was one nice thing. This family that you could tell just\u00a0came out of some church were walking right in front of me–a father, a mother, and a\u00a0little kid about six years old. They looked sort of poor. The father had on one of those\u00a0pearl-gray hats that poor guys wear a lot when they want to look sharp. He and his wife\u00a0were just walking along, talking, not paying any attention to their kid. The kid was swell.\u00a0He was walking in the street, instead of on the sidewalk, but right next to the curb. He\u00a0was making out like he was walking a very straight line, the way kids do, and the whole\u00a0time he kept singing and humming. I got up closer so I could hear what he was singing.\u00a0He was singing that song, \u00abIf a body catch a body coming through the rye.\u00bb<\/em> He had a\u00a0pretty little voice, too. He was just singing for the hell of it, you could tell. The cars\u00a0zoomed by, brakes screeched all over the place, his parents paid no attention to him, and\u00a0he kept on walking next to the curb and singing \u00abIf a body catch a body coming through\u00a0he rye.\u00bb<\/em> It made me feel better. It made me feel not so depressed any more.<\/p>\n \u25ca \u00a0End of\u00a0chapter 18<\/strong>\u00a0\u2193<\/p>\n After the movie was over, I started walking down to the Wicker Bar, where I was supposed to meet old Carl Luce, and while I walked I sort of thought about war and all. Those war movies always do that to me. I don’t think I could stand it if I had to go to the war. I really couldn’t. It wouldn’t be too bad if they’d just take you out and shoot you or something, but you have to stay in the Army<\/em> so goddam long. That’s the whole trouble. My brother D.B. was in the Army for four goddam years. He was in the war, too – he landed on D-Day and all – but I really think he hated the Army worse than the war. I was practically a child at the time, but I remember when he used to come home on furlough and all, all he did was lay on his bed, practically. He hardly ever even came in the living-room. Later, when he went overseas and was in the war and all, he didn’t get wounded or anything and he didn’t have to shoot anybody. All he had to do was drive some cowboy general around all day in a command car. He once told Allie and I that if he’d had to shoot anybody, he wouldn’t’ve known which direction to shoot in. He said the Army was practically as full of bastards as the Nazis were. I remember Allie once asked him wasn’t it sort of good that he was in the war because he was a writer and it gave him a lot to write about and all. \u00a0He made Allie go get his baseball mitt and then he asked him who was the best war poet, Rupert Brooke or Emily Dickinson. Allie said Emily Dickinson. I don’t know much about myself, because i don’t read much poetry, but I do<\/em> know it’d drive me mad if I had to be in the Army and be with a bunch of guys like Ackley and Stradlater and old Maurice all the time, marching with them and all. I was in the Boy Scouts once, for about a week, and I couldn’t even stand looking at the back of the guy’s neck in fronbt of me. They kept telling you to look at the back of the guy’s neck in front of you. I swear if there’s ever another war, they better just take me out and stick me in front of a firing squad. I wouldn’t object. What gets me about D.B., though, he hated the war so much, and yet he got me to read this book A Farewell to Arms <\/em>last summer. He said it was terrific. That’s what I can’t understand. It had this guy in it named Lieutenant Henry that was supposed to be a nice guy and all. I don’t see how D.B. could hate the army and war and all so much and still like a phoney book like that. I mean, for instance, I don’t see how he could like a phoney book like that and still like that one by Ring Lardner, or that other one he’s so crazy about, The Great Gatsby<\/em>. D.B. got sore when I said that, and said I was too young and all to appreciate it, but I don’t think so. I told him I liked Ring Lardner and The Great Gatsby<\/em> and all. I did, too. I was crazy about The Great Gatsby<\/em>. Old Gatsby. Old sport. That killed me. Anyway, I’m sort of glad they’ve got the atomic bomb invented. If there’s ever another war, I’m going to sit right the hell on top of it. I’ll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will.<\/p>\n … Old Phoebe said something then, but I couldn’t hear her. She had the side of her mouth right smack on the pillow, and I couldn’t hear her.<\/p>\n ‘What? I said. ‘Take your mouth away. I can’t hear you with your mouth that way.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘You don’t like anything that’s happening.’\u00a0It made me even more depressed when she said that.<\/p>\n ‘Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Sure I do. Don’t say that. Why the hell do you say that?’<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n ‘Because you don’t. You don’t like any schools. You don’t like a million things. You don’t.’<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n ‘I do! That’s where you’re wrong – that’s exactly where you’re wrong! Why the hell do you have to say that?’ <\/em><\/em><\/em><\/em>I said.<\/p>\n ‘All right,’<\/em> I said. But the trouble was, I couldn’t concentrate. About all I could think of were those two nuns that went around collecting dough in those beat-up old straw baskets. Especially the one with the glasses with those iron rims. And this boy I knew at Elkton Hills. There was this one boy at Elkton Hills, named James Castle, that wouldn’t take back something he said about this very conceited boy, Phil Stabile. James Castle called him a very conceited guy, and one of Stabile’s lousy friends went and squealed on him to Stabile. So Stabile, with about six other dirty bastards, went down to James Castle’s room and went in and locked the goddam door and tried to make him take back what he said, but he wouldn’t do it. So they started in on him. I won’t even tell you what they did to him – it’s too repulsive – but he still wouldn’t take it back, old James Castle. And you should’ve seen him. He was a skinny little weak-looking guy, with wrists about as big as pencils. Finally, what he did, instead of taking back what he said, he jumped out the window. I was in the shower and all, and even I could hear him land outside. But I just thought something fell out the window, a radio or a desk or something, not a\u00a0boy\u00a0or anything. Then I heard everybody running through the corridor and down the stairs, so I put on my bathrobe and I ran downstairs, too, and there was old James Castle laying right on the stone steps and all. He was dead, and his teeth, and blood, were all over the place, and nobody would even go near him. He had on this turtleneck sweater I’d lent him. All they did with the guys that were in the room with him was expel them. They didn’t even go to gaol.<\/p>\n That was about all I could think of, though. Those two nuns I saw at breakfast and this boy James Castle I knew at Elkton Hills. The funny part is, I hardly even know James Castle, if you want to know the truth. He was one of these very quiet guys. He was in my Maths class, but he was way over on the other side of the room, and he hardly ever got up to recite or go to the blackboard or anything. Some guys in school hardly ever get up to recite or go to the blackboard. I think the only time I ever even had a conversation with him was that time he asked me if he could borrow this turtleneck sweater I had. I damn near dropped dead when he asked me, I was so surprised and all. I remember I was brushing my teeth, in the can, when he asked me. He said his cousin was coming up to take him for a drive and all. I didn’t even know he knew I had a turtleneck sweater. All I knew about him was that his name was always right ahead of me at roll call. Cabel, R., Cabel, W., Castle, Caulfield – I can still remember it. If you want to know the truth, I almost didn’t lend him my sweater. Just because I didn’t know him too well.<\/p>\n ‘What?<\/em>‘ I said to old Phoebe. She said something to me, but I didn’t hear her.\u00a0‘You can’t even think of one thing.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Yes, I can. Yes, I can.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Well, do it, then.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I like Allie,’<\/em> I said. ‘And I like doing what I’m doing right now. Sitting here with you, and talking, and thinking about stuff, and -‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Allie’s dead. You always say that! If somebody’s dead and everything, and in Heaven, then it isn’t really -‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I know he’s dead! Don’t you think I know that? I can still like him though, can’t I? Just because somebody’s dead, you don’t just stop liking them, for God’s sake – especially if they were about a thousand times nicer than the people you know that’re alive and all.’<\/em>\u00a0Old Phoebe didn’t say anything. When she can’t think of anything to say, she doesn’t say a goddam word.<\/p>\n ‘Anyway, I like it now,’<\/em> I said. ‘I mean right now. Sitting here with you and just chewing the fat and horsing -‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘That isn’t anything really!’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It is so something really! Certainly it is! Why the hell isn’t it? People never think anything is anything really. I’m getting goddam sick of it.<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Stop swearing. All right, name something else. Name something you’d like to be. Like a scientist. Or a lawyer or something.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘I couldn’t be a scientist. I’m no good in Science.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Well, a lawyer – like Daddy and all.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘Lawyers are all right, I guess – but it doesn’t appeal to me,’<\/em> I said. ‘I mean they’re all right if they go around saving innocent guys’ lives all the time, and like that, but you don’t do that kind of stuff if you’re a lawyer. All you do is make a lot of dough and play golf and play bridge and buy cars and drink martinis and look like a hot-shot. And besides. Even if you did go around saving guys’ lives and all, how would you know if you did it because you really wanted to save guys’ lives, or you did it because what you really wanted to do was be a terrific lawyer, with everybody slapping you on the back and congratulating you in court when the goddam trial was over, the reporters and everybody, the way it is in the dirty movies? How would you know you weren’t being a phoney? The trouble is, you wouldn’t.’<\/em><\/p>\n I’m not too sure old Phoebe knew what the hell I was talking about. I mean she’s only a little child and all. But she was listening, at least. If somebody at least listens, it’s not too bad. ‘Daddy’s going to kill you. He’s going to kill you,’<\/em> she said.<\/p>\n I wasn’t listening, though. I was thinking about something else – something crazy. ‘You know what I’d like to be?’ I said. ‘You know what I’d like to be? I mean if I had my goddam choice?’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘What? Stop swearing.’<\/em><\/p>\n ‘You know that song \u00abIf a body catch a body comin’ through the rye\u00bb? I’d like-‘<\/em><\/p>\n ‘It’s \u00abIf a body meet a body coming through the rye\u00bb!’<\/em> old Phoebe said. ‘It’s a poem. By Robert Burns<\/strong><\/a>.’<\/em><\/p>\n\u25ca \u00a0Chapter 2 \u00a0 \u2193<\/h6>\n
\u25ca \u00a0Chapter 3 \u00a0\u00a0\u2193\u00a0 [excerpt . . .]<\/h6>\n
<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nLiliam Simmons<\/strong>: \u00a0– \u00a0Holden Caulfield!<\/address>\n– Hi.<\/address>\n– How marvellous to see you! How’s your big brother?<\/address>\n– He’s fine. He’s in Hollywood.<\/address>\n– In Hollywood! How marvellous! What’s he doing?<\/address>\n– I don’t know. Writing.<\/address>\n– How exciting . . .<\/address>\n– We have to go to our table.<\/address>\n– Holden, come join us. Bring your drink.<\/address>\n– I was just leaving. I have to meet somebody.<\/address>\n– Well, you little so-and-so. All right for you. Tell your big brother I hate him, when you see him.<\/address>\n– I’ll do. Goodbye then.<\/address>\n<\/h5>\n<\/address>\n\u2022 \u00a0In this excerpt [from chapter 22<\/strong>], Holden Caulfield has sneaked into his family’s Manhattan apartment to visit his beloved little sister, Phoebe. She learns that he has just flunked out of prep school again and scolds him: a\u00a0pivotal core of the story – at least as far as understanding what the title of the book stands for.<\/em><\/address>\n_<\/address>\n